In this episode, the Krusty Krab is about to close when Squidward picks up the phone. He is about to tell the customer on the other end that they are closed when Mr. Krabs appears and accepts the call, knowing he could make a little extra money. The customer orders a pizza (which they don't sell) but Mr. Krabs gladly makes it anyways, and forces Spongebob and Squidward to deliver it.
Spongebob does a few safety checks on their delivery boat before getting in the drivers seat. Squidward tells him to drive, however Spongebob is still in boating school and doesn't know how to drive. In response to that Squidward tells Spongebob to do what he does in boating school. Spongebob panics and drives the car in reverse for several miles, until they are in the middle of nowhere and run out of gas. When they stop and get out of the car Spongebob mentions that the pizza is getting cold, causing Squidward to kick the boat in frustration. The boat's engine miraculously starts running and the boat takes off back to the Krusty Krab. The two delivery boys are forced to walk the rest of the way to deliver the pizza. Unfortunately they have some troubles along the way. Spongebob suggests they use an old pioneer trick to help find their way. He lays down and begins to listen to the ground as they hear a truck (large boat) coming down the road. Spongebob then does a pioneer dance to get the drivers attention. In response, the driver speeds up so he doesn't have to help them.
Squidward and Spongebob then have to make it through a huge "wind" storm. The storm eventually turns into a tornado which sucks them both up because Spongebob refuses to let go of the pizza.
After the storm clears they look around to find that the road they had been following is gone. Spongebob sees a rock with moss on one side and says that the pioneers used to use those rocks to figure out where the town was. The moss side was the side that points to the town. Squidward thinks the idea is stupid and walks in the opposite direction. Little did he know that Spongebob was right and the Bikini Bottom was in the direction of the mossy side of the rock. As they continue to walk, Spongebob sings the Krusty Krab Pizza song over and over. Squidward gets very annoyed.
The two become very tired and hungry. Spongebob suggests they eat coral like the pioneers, but Squidward refuses and says they should eat the pizza. Spongebob wont let him and as he pulls the box away he notices the giant rock a few feet away. Yet again he mentions the pioneers and how they rode the rocks for miles. Squidward thinks its stupid until Spongebob runs over him driving the rock. They ride the rock to the customers house and find out he had ordered a drink too. The customer refuses to take the pizza and Spongebob is crushed. Squidward gets mad and throws the pizza in the customers face, and they happily ride the rock back to the Krusty Krab.